MY FAMILY SURE IS ROYAL;
TO THEIR LEGEND I AM LOYAL.
I AM BEAUTIFUL TO SEE
AND I TRANSMIT THAT HONESTLY.

MY SEMEN DOESN'T "SHIP"
BUT I DON'T GIVE A RIP.
I REALLY LIKE "LIVE COVER"
I'M NOT A "DUMMY" LOVER.

MY "SHOWGIRLS" HAVE BEEN FEW
IT'S BACKYARD LADIES THAT I WOO.
BUT, AT THE RISK OF BEING TRITE,
MY KIDS ARE OUT OF SIGHT.

WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE
BREEDING'S REALLY LOTS OF FUN.
THOUGH I'M NOT A BIG "JET-SETTER",
I'LL LEAVE THE WORLD A WHOLE LOT BETTER.